Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes

A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold! When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes.

Jokes include:

• What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison
• What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum
• If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB?
• How do you organize a party in space? You planet