This is not a decoration. This is a declaration.
This bumper sticker says “Abolish ICE” in a way that makes people re-read it twice, stare a little too long at your car, and then either laugh, seethe, or immediately open their phone to Google “where do people buy unhinged bumper stickers.”
That’s the point.
If you’re looking for a quiet, tasteful decal that blends into traffic and doesn’t upset anyone, you are in the wrong swamp. This bumper sticker exists to be seen, to be read, and to live rent-free in someone else’s head for the rest of their commute.
Made by Frog Mustard for people who believe cars should have opinions.
Funny Bumper Sticker Energy (Zero Subtlety Included)
Let’s be clear: a bumper sticker should never whisper. It should yell just loud enough to start a group chat without you ever saying a word.
This funny bumper sticker delivers exactly that energy:
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Short. Blunt. Impossible to misread.
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Big “did they really put that on their car?” vibes.
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Equal parts humor, confrontati
