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#874: Life Expectancy Card
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#874: Life Expectancy Card
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“Wishing you the life expectancy of a GOP congressperson. Happy Birthday.”
DETAILS //
Size: 5.5 x 4.25
Inside Message: blank
Paper: white cotton
Envelope: brown bag
Printing: letterpress
Ink: black
