I Wish This Car Was A High-Speed Trans-Continental Rail System Bumper Sticker

3" x 8.5" Weather resistant "I Wish This Car Was A High-Speed Trans-Continental Rail System" vinyl bumper sticker ✍️

Do you ever wish your car was a high-speed trans-continental rail system? Like instead of spending billions of dollars on repairing highways and roads every year we just invested a tiny fraction of that to improve our rail system like...oh, every other developed country on Earth? Like instead of sitting in traffic yelling at other cars for being on their phones at a red light, you could be sitting on a train where it's TOTALLY COOL FOR EVERYONE TO BE ON THEIR PHONE...BUT WE DON'T HAVE THAT LUXURY DO WE, JANET!?!?!?! MOVE YOUR HONDA CIVIC!!!!!!! I AM LATE FOR MY HAIRCUT, JANET!

Well now you can show that exact same sentiment on your stupid personal metal box with wheels.