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Chronicle Books

You Tried Trophy

$16.95

You may not have won, but at least you tried! This perfectly sized ceramic trophy offers acknowledgment of any effort, no matter how mediocre. Smart, snarky, and a little sentimental, it's a unique offering for just about any occasion.

  • 1 yellow-glazed ceramic trophy displayed in a corrugated box
  • Also includes Certificate of an Attempt Being Made: 

FOR ACKNOWLEDGING A RANGE OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS: 

  • You tried & won.
  • You tried & lost.
  • Participation award.
  • Maybe the real reward was the friends we made along the way.

Bonus: Trophy can also be used as an egg cup!

  • Makes a funny gag gift, white elephant gift, or stocking stuffer, or a sweet reminder that winning isn't everything 
  • Great for followers of Adam J. Kurtz, or any fans of sarcasm and dark humor